Tuesday 3 February 2009

难懂的经济学。

美国联邦储备委员会主席格林斯潘的名言: 如果你觉得听懂了我说的话,那你一定是误解了我的意思。

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克林顿和叶利钦在首脑会谈的间歇闲聊。叶利钦对克林顿说: “你知道吗,我遇到了一个麻烦。我有一百个卫兵,但其中一个是叛徒而我却无法确认是谁。”

听罢克 林顿说: “这算不了什么。令我苦恼的是我有一百个经济学家,而他们当中只有一人讲的是事实,可每一次都不是同一个人。”

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问: 成为一个优秀经济学家的必备素质是什么?

答: 牢牢地抓住显而易见的东西,并且有意识地对它们进行痛苦而深奥的阐述。

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问: 你应该到哪里发表论文?

答: 如果你能理解并能证明,那么就寄给数学杂志; 如果你能理解但无法证明,那么就寄给物理学杂志; 如果你不能理解但能证明,那么就寄给经济学杂志。

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